Molten Vole

I met a lady who was deft with cress
Won competitions and saw great success
She sculpted cress with elegance and finesse
Imagination and prowess combined
It was a gift that I could get behind
The fascination bewitched my mind

How did you get into cress?
When did you start to obsess?
Have you visited Iran?
I digress
Please explain the process
Does it help to calm stress?
What's your favourite memory
Involving cress?

Well colour me impressed
And then cover me in cress
I'm under the
Spell of the cress
Sorceress

She said she didn't wanna talk about cress
I said we could discuss it slightly less
But I had some more questions to address
Her eyes drifted, it was clear to see
She was in a dreamland of topiary
How could she ever focus on me?

When you're trimming the cress
Do you eat the excess?
What brand of scissors do you use?
The best, I guess
Do you have to suppress
The skill set that you possess
To avoid isolating
The talentless?

Well colour me impressed
And then cover me in cress
I'm under the
Spell of the cress
Sorceress