Molten Vole

Give your best audition
Of someone en route to the mortician

Three, two, one, freeze
Seize your knees
Really squeeze
Don't let your muscles ease

Remain
With limbs twisted
And fight through the pain
Cross your eyes
That's how everybody dies

An entertaining way
To outperform your friends
And preview how your life ends
Make sure you do not blink or move
The shame doesn't improve
Rigor mortis challenge
Let's see roughly how dead
You can get

Once you've honed your methods
Share them so the world can praise your efforts

Three, two, one, pose
Steady those
Bent elbows
No spasms in your toes

Deep breath
Motionless chest
To simulate death
Raise your legs
Collaborate with your pets

The older that you are
The more believable
Count the people you can fool
Any pre-existing stiff joints
Won't score you bonus points
Rigor mortis challenge
Let's see roughly how dead
You can get

An entertaining way
To outperform your friends
And preview how your life ends
Make sure you do not blink or move
The shame doesn't improve
Rigor mortis challenge
Let's see roughly how dead
You can get