Molten Vole

4)

Beware Electric Chair

Album art

A brick room with basic decor
Trip hazard wires on the floor
A jumbo chair of oakwood
Wasn't upholstered

In swaggers a chap
With a ragged cap
Seeming upbeat
He takes the hot seat

Hey, by the way, just to say
I honestly wouldn't sit there
I will admit I like to sit
But that is an electric chair

Given the motivation of
Disambiguation
It's not apparatus
Designed to oversee
Massage or mobility

Better call the electrician
Repair the chair's condition
I think a thousand volts might
Be too few in hindsight

After revision
Back in position
No time to test
Let's hope for the best

Hey, by the way, just to say
I honestly wouldn't sit there
I will admit I like to sit
But that is an electric chair

I fear this approach
Is unfashionable
Sharks aren't cruel
Or unusual