Molten Vole

I Ain't Your Pastry

Shortcrust or puff
Insufficiently describe me
That's because
I ain't your pastry

I ain't your pastry baby
(Don't beat me like that)
I ain't your pastry
(Don't roll me out flat and bake me)

I am more than
Just flour and water
Do not forget I'm
My mother's daughter
My exterior
Is not as flakey
As a sausage roll
From the bakery
I have slightly less
Gravy inside me
Than you would find in
A Cornish pasty

Now do you see
That I ain't pastry?

I ain't your pastry baby
(Don't beat me like that)
I ain't your pastry
(Don't roll me out flat and bake me)

Back to album